September 2011
5 posts
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Waiting
Waiting for this baby to come. Feeling a bit like this girl in the first minute (the Plum is Harry, natch). I expect the first months to be a bit like what follows.
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Problems with babies & toddlers
Eagerly counting down the days.
reallyreallyreallytrying:
Tiny little fingers and toes
No good bones
All of the bones are very soft & the skeleton quality is poor
Can’t move properly, likely to die in the wild
Colour of the eraser on the end of a pencil (white babies only)
No knowledge at all basically
Legendary smooth butts
Overly proud of butt smoothness, probably
Suffer from...