This is an online salon for friends Eliza Sarlos and Anna Barnes. Humour us. fyiordie@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @fyiordie)http://fyiordie.com/<p>Can all school teachers be like this, please? </p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://togetherforjacksoncountykids.tumblr.com/post/14314184651/one-teachers-approach-to-preventing-gender-bullying-in" target="_blank">togetherforjacksoncountykids</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://www.rethinkingschools.org/img/archive/26_01/tempel.jpg"/></p> <p class="author">“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel</p> <p class="leadin">Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said: “Allie, I’m not playing. It’s time for art. The rule is no hoods or hats in school.”</p> <p><a href="http://togetherforjacksoncountykids.tumblr.com/post/14314184651/one-teachers-approach-to-preventing-gender-bullying-in" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://fyiordie.com/post/14556486378http://fyiordie.com/post/14556486378Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:59:00 +1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry52ynKYQ1qcfmpfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fyiordie.com/post/10534373993http://fyiordie.com/post/10534373993Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:56:58 +1000<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrshphXgoS1r1a5igo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rookiemag.tumblr.com/post/10415759044" target="_blank">rookiemag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <h2><a href="http://rookiemag.com/2011/09/hands-off/" target="_blank"><span>Hands Off</span> by Miranda July</a></h2> <p>My first feminist action.</p> </blockquote>http://fyiordie.com/post/10435660566http://fyiordie.com/post/10435660566Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:29:37 +1000rookiemiranda july<p>Waiting for this baby to come. Feeling a bit like this girl in the first minute (the Plum is Harry, natch). I expect the first months to be a bit like what follows.</p> <p> <object height="282" width="500" data="http://5.static.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5290764&use_node_id=true&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="ch5290764"> <param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"><param value="transparent" name="wmode"><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"><param value="http://5.static.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5290764&use_node_id=true&fullscreen=1" quality="best" name="movie"><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="282" width="500" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://5.static.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5290764&use_node_id=true&fullscreen=1"></embed></object> </p>http://fyiordie.com/post/10423989869http://fyiordie.com/post/10423989869Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:42:00 +1000<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrginfaeqf1qcfmpfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a quick post to let those that don’t already know that <a href="http://fyicambodia.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">I am currently in Cambodia praying to Oprah</a>, Eliza is busy having a real life human baby and the kitty cat that does all the work on this blog is off on annual leave.  So until he gets back, we’ll be having a brief sojourn.  Peace.</p>http://fyiordie.com/post/10160543351http://fyiordie.com/post/10160543351Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:33:15 +1000<p><em>Eagerly counting down the days.</em></p> <p><a href="http://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/9813263115" target="_blank">reallyreallyreallytrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>Tiny little fingers and toes</li> <li>No good bones</li> <li>All of the bones are very soft & the skeleton quality is poor</li> <li>Can’t move properly, likely to die in the wild</li> <li>Colour of the eraser on the end of a pencil (white babies only)</li> <li>No knowledge at all basically</li> <li>Legendary smooth butts</li> <li>Overly proud of butt smoothness, probably</li> <li>Suffer from unusual diseases e.g. colic</li> <li>Need assistance w/ burping</li> <li>They will grow up to be teens one day</li> <li>Teens is bad news</li> </ul></blockquote>http://fyiordie.com/post/9868012496http://fyiordie.com/post/9868012496Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:45:46 +1000babiestoddlersteens<p>It’s not every day someone who sits on the Amazing Babes list comes to town.</p> <p>Ira Glass has just announced a string of Aus dates for January, including Sydney Festival. Here’s <a href="http://blog.sydneyfestival.org.au/66892831" target="_blank">a blog </a>I wrote for them about it (I’m pretty excited).</p>http://fyiordie.com/post/9354702507http://fyiordie.com/post/9354702507Thu, 25 Aug 2011 10:27:07 +1000<a href="http://www.gotagirlcrush.com/post/8705220060">Got A Girl Crush: ATTENTION TEENAGE GIRLS WITH COOL TEENAGE GIRL FRIENDS</a>: <p><a href="http://www.gotagirlcrush.com/post/8705220060" target="_blank">gotagirlcrush</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Our crush-dar is peakin’—<a target="_blank" href="http://www.thestylerookie.com/">Tavi</a>’s <a target="_blank" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/15/tavi-jane-pratt-to-launch_n_783447.html">at it again</a>!</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://tulletulle.tumblr.com/post/8675054044">tulletulle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For a site I am starting in September we are doing a monthly feature called FRIEND CRUSH where you nominate a friend or girl you admire [stalk] from afar from your school/community and talk about how much you love her and we…</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://fyiordie.com/post/8892202577http://fyiordie.com/post/8892202577Sun, 14 Aug 2011 13:20:49 +1000please and thank you<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq5n4QC081qfwshko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry y’all but I’ve had a day that only Pac can mend.</p> <p>Just look into his eyes and let your troubles melt away. </p>http://fyiordie.com/post/8770781566http://fyiordie.com/post/8770781566Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:15:18 +10002paci ain't mad at cha<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmzh1sUl11qhd2y8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fyiordie.com/post/8770719176http://fyiordie.com/post/8770719176Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:12:29 +1000literaturescreenplaywriterwriter leopardwritingsubmissionsubmissionsubmission<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpn2imENsI1qcfmpfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Holy moly, London riots.  No words.  This photo from <em>the Guardian </em>website is incredible.</p>http://fyiordie.com/post/8671857834http://fyiordie.com/post/8671857834Tue, 09 Aug 2011 12:20:00 +1000<p>So things have been slow of late at fyiordie.</p> <p>i have been in a crazy mess of paperwork trying to finish everything before I jet off to Cambodia & Eli has been doing something far more important and awesome: MAKING A BABY.  Yes, a real life little human.  (Not yet out in the real world, but incubating in her belly.  lucky baby!)</p> <p>However, I offer the following photo essay celebrating the genius that is Teresa Giudice from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Not only does she have the best accent I’ve ever heard, her red-hot anger is matched only by her charm.  She’s totally unhinged in a crazy best friend kinda way.  If you got dumped she’d totally throw down for you in public, then make you eat pasta and drink multiple <strike>glasses</strike> bottles of wine as she rants about how important la familia and friends are to her.  Then she’d suggest you put a hit on your ex and you’d both laugh but secretly you kind of think she might have been serious.  </p> <p>basically she’s totally awesome.</p> <p>The time she threw Andy (the host) to the ground when he tried to stop her yelling in the season 2 reunion was one of the best things I’ve ever seen.</p> <p>I DIE FOR HER.</p> <p><img height="200" width="300" src="http://www.thefrugalista.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/large_teresa-guidice-table-flip.jpg"/></p> <!-- more --> <!-- more --> <p><img height="180" width="300" src="http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Andy-Cohen-Real-Housewives-New-Jersey-Reunion.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTE2fMxJCIqcHZFxso5ZPNnIi-AmtT3-RukKXru-k3sBY34Gk-YoQ" width="300" height="350"/></p> <p><img height="225" width="300" src="http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/27/Teresa-Giudice-Miami1-600x450.jpg"/></p> <p><img height="409" width="300" src="http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/real-housewives-new-jersey-teresa-giudice-jersey-shore.jpg"/></p> <p><img height="450" width="300" src="http://img.poptower.com/pic-51740/teresa-giudice-real-housewives-new-jersey.jpg?d=600"/></p> <p><img height="225" width="300" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXsP4n-L0bHdPGKKKf8h2FFeye9PaO36nZ34YsfTgM9V4vl4nF6A"/></p> <p><img src="http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091023/300.RHNJ.giudice.teresa.lc.102309.jpg"/></p> <p><img height="200" width="300" src="http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/27/Teresa-on-Ellen-400x300.jpg"/></p> <p><img height="400" width="300" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYbmmISipB5snOcJGZti6WKQlsw5rp64ma7O1GSDvezRBI3ipiJQ"/></p> <p><img height="400" width="300" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSG9oLdkDDWOnqgEaUK1XQrX-gcLzt9INcZwzgKGuw3rlhmGYsfog"/></p>http://fyiordie.com/post/8633875080http://fyiordie.com/post/8633875080Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:20:00 +1000RHONJtv<p><span> <p>My sister wife Karen Pickering has written a great article about the recent Andrew Lovett case on the Vine.com.au</p> <p><em>“In the case of Andrew Lovett, we are once again transfixed by the terrible spectacle of another footballer accused of raping a young woman.</em></p> <p><em>That this whole sorry episode is more evidence of a hugely problematic culture within the AFL is clear – binge drinking, abusing influence, using women as disposable objects (especially in the apparent obsession with group sex as male bonding) can scarcely be denied as a serious issue for the competition, and at some clubs in particular.”</em></p> <p>Read it <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/2813210.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p> </span></p>http://fyiordie.com/post/8153148056http://fyiordie.com/post/8153148056Thu, 28 Jul 2011 11:56:10 +1000karen pickering<p>                            <img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTe53dDluWswKwOwLMNjFrQXYPVb_N-xp1ca8gpcLXJpkgvh7WfYQ"/></p> <p>Malcolm Harris has written a really interesting reverie on the last season of <em>Entourage</em> at <strong>The New Inquiry</strong>. He manages to pinpoint some of the reasons I slowly edged away from the series over the years. His suggestion that the show is performing a meta reality check for its audience a la Milton’s Satan in <em>Paradise Lost</em> is, while p’haps a mere hopeful projection, a superb analysis of the role audience and narrative play in modern entertainment.</p> <blockquote> <p><span>There’s something self-flagellating in Ari’s collapse; Piven’s foul-mouthed scrappiness has carried the show for years, but it is uncovered in the seventh season as what it always has been: harassment and abuse. While yelling at his wife’s sister, Ari threatens to hit her with a frying pan. His wife responds, “What’re you gonna do? You gonna call her a whore? Bully some more women? … Fuck you.” That’s not a line from </span><span><em>Entourage</em></span><span>, it’s a well-aimed critique of the show’s first six seasons! </span></p> </blockquote> <p>Bravo Malcolm, bravo.  Read the full article <a href="http://thenewinquiry.com/post/7936880084/is-entourage-sorry" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>http://fyiordie.com/post/8031032912http://fyiordie.com/post/8031032912Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:38:00 +1000Malcolm HarrisPop culturetv<a href="http://thenewinquiry.com/post/7809551564">The New Inquiry: Support Aaron Swartz (please reblog) </a>: <p><a href="http://thenewinquiry.com/post/7809551564" target="_blank">thenewinquiry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lole6l8NHz1qzll1y.jpg"/></p> <p>We <a target="_blank" href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/07/19/reddit-co-founder-charged-with-data-theft/">just learned</a> that Aaron Swartz, a long time friend of <em>The New Inquiry</em>, is facing up to 35 years in prison for his <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/us/13records.html">commitment to open knowledge</a>.</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.aaronsw.com/">Aaron is the visionary</a> behind Reddit, Open Library, watchdog.net and Demand Progress. He is also the author of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/">Raw Thought</a>.</p> <p><strong>From </strong></p> </blockquote>http://fyiordie.com/post/8030241161http://fyiordie.com/post/8030241161Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:16:42 +1000<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm9y4mGk1h1qk8wsio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fyiordie.com/post/7788445063http://fyiordie.com/post/7788445063Tue, 19 Jul 2011 13:20:10 +1000<p>Guys. Woah. It has been too long. So long that I feel to anyone who reads this blog I need to let you know - this is not Anna! It’s Eliza! We started this blog exactly a year ago (an incredible coincidence!) as an online salon between the two of us. I am the bad half, here to resurrect my commitment to being better. </p> <p>So, hey readers. I’m Eliza. And Anna, I hope you’re okay with me being back?</p> <p>It seems the easiest way to reenter this whole blogging thing is dot points. Ease down the road, y’know. So here’s some stuff I’ve genuinely loved this week. </p> <ul><li>Further to Anna’s <a href="http://fyiordie.com/post/7257439392/bob-ellis-is-a-not-relevant-to-my-interests" target="_blank">stopalreadypls</a> to Bob Ellis, one of my favourite writers, Anwyn Crawford, has responded to the diatribe. <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/2794978.html" target="_blank">Well worth a read</a>.</li> <li>Awwww, <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201107/r800392_7039497.asx" target="_blank">this guy</a>! Take me back to a time when politics was actually political, and not school yard.</li> <li>I’m prepping for a “storytelling for radio” training session tomorrow and have rekindled my Ira obsession. If you’re someone doing something creative, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI23U7U2aUY&feature=relmfu" target="_blank">watch this</a>. It’s comforting.</li> <li>I think it’s really cool that at some cinemas you get Harry Potter shaped glasses for your 3D glasses. I would say that’s a lot cooler than 3D. I felt like I was watching a series of animated hallmark cards for a lot of the film. Also, I cried.</li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/sierrasisters" target="_blank">These amazing babes</a> have just released <a href="http://lionmountain.bandcamp.com/album/shake-it" target="_blank">this track</a> through community group Lion Mountain Studio that my baby papa helped start. It’s completely incredible.</li> <li>On the topic of baby papas, my soon to be babe is the size of a lettuce today! But also, I want to ask for your help. We’re creating an amazing babes wall for the plum, and want to plaster the plum’s room with as many pics of amazing women as we can. Obviously, I’ve got a great list to pilfer from over here —> <span> </span>         but would love your suggestions too? </li> </ul><p>And that’s all for now. Thanks for letting me back in the fold. I promise to be better.</p>http://fyiordie.com/post/7637735505http://fyiordie.com/post/7637735505Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:23:32 +1000<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3ey1Fb061qcfmpfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A MUST READ from the guardian today. Father Frank Lindh writes of the injustice his son faces as a captured “enemy combatant”.  Seriously awful.  <a href="http://gu.com/p/3vcfp%20" target="_blank">READ IT ALL HERE.</a></p>http://fyiordie.com/post/7436673752http://fyiordie.com/post/7436673752Sun, 10 Jul 2011 11:03:37 +1000<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lln1f0uFKO1qdo0goo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fyiordie.com/post/7416404365http://fyiordie.com/post/7416404365Sat, 09 Jul 2011 22:24:14 +1000<p>So yesterday <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/2780992.html" target="_blank">this</a> happened and the internerd collectively let out a loud -<strong>stopalreadypls</strong>- sigh.</p> <p>And Bob was all like:</p> <p>                           <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnuo2msB8c1qcpkw2.jpg"/></p> <p>John Birmingham superbly responded with <a href="http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-instrument/man-up-bob-and-stop-shifting-blame-20110704-1gze2.html" target="_blank">this</a>.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnuno8KE1G1qcpkw2.jpg"/></p> <p>And the world let out a -<strong>we’redonehere</strong>- sigh.</p> <p>and moved the fuck on.</p>http://fyiordie.com/post/7257439392http://fyiordie.com/post/7257439392Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:34:00 +1000bob ellisjohn birmingham