FYI or die

Eagerly counting down the days.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

• Tiny little fingers and toes
• No good bones
• All of the bones are very soft & the skeleton quality is poor
• Can’t move properly, likely to die in the wild
• Colour of the eraser on the end of a pencil (white babies only)
• No knowledge at all basically
• Legendary smooth butts
• Overly proud of butt smoothness, probably
• Suffer from unusual diseases e.g. colic
• Need assistance w/ burping
• They will grow up to be teens one day
• Teens is bad news